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James Curtis Wilder Jr. is an American former professional football running back who played five seasons in the Canadian Football League (CFL) for the Toronto Argonauts and Edmonton Elks, winning the Grey Cup in 2017 and the CFL's Most Outstanding Rookie Award for 2017. Wilder played college football for the Florida State Seminoles, where he was part of the team that won the 2014 BCS National Championship Game. He was also a member of the Cincinnati Bengals, Buffalo Bills, and Montreal Alouettes but did not appear in any games for those teams.
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