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The Old Clock at Zion's First National Bank is installed in Salt Lake City, Utah, United States. The structure is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.
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Nicoletta Orsomando was an Italian television personality. She was the first Italian continuity announcer to appear on television, on 22 October 1953, and is considered the \"dean\" of Italian continuity announcers.
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