{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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