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Richard Allen Parfitt was an American college basketball coach. He was head coach for Central Michigan University (CMU) from 1971 to 1985, during which time he led their move from the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) to NCAA Division I.
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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Steven James Keillor is a Minnesota historian and author. He received his B.A., M.A., and Ph.D in American History from the University of Minnesota; currently, he is an adjunct professor at Bethel University. He lives in Askov, Minnesota and is the brother of Garrison Keillor.
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